Thursday, January 15, 2009

Odwalla: Jovial Juicers or Crack Conspirators?

So I just frantically ran out of the house at 8:09 because I thought my darling sister was sitting out in the frigid, arctic air of North Texas ... turns out that today is an eight-THIRTY day.

So I decided to go use the last of my Starbucks gift card. You know what I bought with it? Coffee, right? Because that's what any normal person would get at a coffeehouse, right?

Wrong. I bought orange juice. I LOVE this stuff! The ingredient list, I'm sure, is missing an ingredient: cocaine. This stuff is unbelievably good and addictive. For my birthday, or for like Martin Luther King day, or maybe World Ninja Day (it exists-look it up), if you need ideas, a box of Odwalla Orange Juice would be just ducky.

On an unrelated note, we have officially transitioned out of Good Music season. Only a few more months before Good Movie season! Gah!

On a further unrelated note, it is now 8:45 and Katie was supposed to be out 15 minutes ago. Excuse me while I go lobotomize myself with an ice pick. Grr.

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4 comments:

  1. What is good movie season? And good music season?

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  2. Good movie season — usually occurring between the months of May and August — is the part of the year wherein all of the really good movies come out. Movies that come out the rest of the year (with the exception of Christmastime) are usually pretty poopy.

    Good music season usually occurs between August and November, and has the same pattern.

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  3. Never new about the seasons. I am going to have to try that juice. I get the Odwalla superfood for Noah. ARe all of Odwalla juices thick/smoothie types?

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  4. It's pulpy, I guess, but I wouldn't really go so far as to call it thick. They make smoothie-type stuff, but the stuff I'm talking about is just their regular orange juice. It's the stuff of the gods! =)

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