Crazy Road Trip (with amazing beaches)

Okay so heres whathappened on our 2 day road trip with multuple stops and go's. (ANy way im braden using zekkes acount in here.(and yup i spell purrdy) )
so we start off on our perolus journy from sunny texas to even hotter south carolina with tons of healthy food and drinks.
and nothing really happens for thefrist 5hrs just talking fighting and gramps coulerful languge to other drivers, ya know roadtrip stuff. and every thing is fine and danddy until we hit lousiana and then thats when the trouble starts. Grampa volo-told me the NavaGESSUER. yup i get to find our way around the 5 states that were going through and ster our way to destiny or just to the military base(prison) that aunt wally is staying at (kept).
now one of our conversations later we figure out why all those drivers were giving us nice looks and gestures. it was because our brake light was on the whole time. all because of a small blue disc the size of a rollo',which are pretty tasty.
and it fell out and most yahoos thought we were ridding on our brakes that entire time. SOOOOOO later....
we get a suite at the lovly, senic, fair feild inn thtanks to dad.
and out side the suite.
Zeke:plezz leave the gass outside braden.
Grampa:that was you , i tought some thing crawled up and died in the back seat
Braden:(giggl-fart-e)
zeke :he's sleeping with you
gramp: no hes your brother
zeke: hes your grand son
g:you
Z:you
G:you
Z:you
B:ME!.


the next day we fix the brake light light with SUPER GLUE and gramps coulerful languge
then 2 hrs in to the road trip we stop ad the pensucola beach and MAN THEIR WERE SOME FINE GIRLS AND IF zeke hadn't complained about the time i would still be on that beach.
plus the rest of the way i waz asleep. until we got tothe cheack points infront of the military base where crazy aunt wally is staying (being keept).
the last conversation of the night:
Zeke: be quiet because amelia is gonna' be asleep.
ME: kay
(knock knock)
Amelia:THERRRRRE HEEEEEEEERRREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ME: well shes happy
note- this was all the wat at that bottom of the steps and through two doors that we heard this.
and then we just knocked out in blow up beds after a fun fulled hr of trying to get A' to calm down enough to go to bed so she can go to this kid gym thing on the base

ps-don't take a drill instructors invitation to drill with the marines.