Mom: "Azcaban? Honey I don't think you can do that."
Me: "Sure you can! Al Capone went there!.....Oh no wait I mean Auschwitz!"
Mom: O.o "Uhhh, I don't think they do lock ins there Katie."
Me: "Yes they do! I've seen articles of scout troops going there all the time!"
Mom: "Not to Death Camps."
Me: "Hua?.....OH I mean Alcatraz! Yeah....pretty sure it's Alcatraz."
But I am not the slowest one mind you! Today during a cookies for questions game we'd goten the question "What's the most famous opening line of a book?"
Asa: "Once apone a time."
Well that's probly true, but for those who don't know it's "Call me Ismale." Well then it gose to what book is that from? Moby Dick. Now watch.
Mom: "Bella who is Moby Dick?"
Bella: "Uhhhhhhh......"
Me trying to help: "He's really big! You might say a big as a WHALE. hint hint cough cough."
Bella: "He's a GIANT!!!"
I think Steve really needs to do a post to explain Questions for Cookies. :)
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.. so do they really do lock ins at alcatraz? that'd be fun!
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