More quotes I think are fun!
"When Life rains on your parade....BREAK OUT THE SLIP AND SLIDE!!"
"When stuck between two evils I always take the one I've never done before!"
*From a fortune cookie in a Chinese restaurant* "That wasn't chicken"
fortune teller-"I see a good man in your future."
Marlie- "What? Only one?"
"90% of baseball is half mental"
"It just is."
From God:
"don't make me come down there"
"I talk you listen"
"Thou shat sit in time out"
"Thou shalt do the dance"
Thou shalt shut up and listen"
From the tribe:
Me: "The most important thing about history is the past"
Greta: "I'm NAKEY!!"
Crazy Aunt Wally: "Go eat some ice cream to calm down!"
Bella: "I'm not just any pillow I'm THE pillow!"
Me: "Napoleon had a dream of world domination and a booster seat."
Zeke :That's katie she's my sister. that's Grammy she's my Grammy. That's Dad He's crazy"
Dad: *Screaming with vain bulging* "NOW WE WILL SIT DOWN AND HAVE A NICE AND QUITE MEAL!!!! NOW BE HAPPY ABOUT IT!!!!!!"
Me: *Dad muttering under his breath picks up a head of lettuce and slams it on the the counter.* "Was that supposed to do any thing?"
But My ALL TIME FAVORITE
Me: Mom mom come quick!"
Mom: "No Katie I can't right now."
Me: No Mom you really gata come."
Mom: "Okay what is it?"
Me: "it's GRASS and it's GROWING on the DIRT!"
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