AP Psychology

I spelled that on my own so if it's right I get a cookie!!!

Any way It's the end of the first weekend of the first week of school, My favorite classes so far is AP Psychology and Computer Science!!
Just to give you a glimps, Comp. Sci. imagen me with short hair teaching a computer class (with computer know-how) and that's my teacher.
Ap Pychology is taught by Coach Halic. Here are our safty rules in the event of a Drill or Real Life (There's a big diffrince)

Fire DRILL: Coach will calmly line us up ("Come now children") and we will walk out to the baseball feald and join as on Psychological mind in a Kum-by-ya circle.
REAL Fire: Coach will dart out of the room throwing desks in our way lock the door and sprint down the stairs throwing small freashmen girls out of his way, he will then get in his car and drive away incase the fire becomes explody. When asked about his calss he will sadly reply "They didn't make it"

Tornado DRILL: Coach will take us down stairs to where we will asume the 'Kiss your bum good bye' position in the math halland rutenly cheak on us to see if we need a new change of pants.
REAL Tornado: Coach will leave us to go to the secrit tornado room in the sience hall so he will be safe as we are sucked up in to the land of OZ. (Aperintly our sience hall is fire proof and and steal inforced) ((In the event of a real tornado, I will eather be joining Coach or need a bathroom brake and hide in the tolits in the center of the school))

LockDown DRILL: We will hide togeather, and stay quite. coach lockes the door
REAL LockDown: One of us locks the door. Coach will hide under his desk, and we will form a three layer human protection ring around him. in the event that the crazed gun man brakes into our room we are all to atack him seal his gun and subdue him on the floor. Yes some of us will die bu that's a risk Coach is willing to take. When we get the gun we're to give it to coach and cheak the hall for any other gun men in need of a Psychology smack down. When assured that it is completly safe Coach will get off the phone with his Mommy, dry his eyes and call the news paper to run to the school. He will then put one foot on the subdued gunman and hold the confencated wepone tryumfently. when the princapuls and reporters arive he will then smile and say, "Don't worry I saved them all."

Coach says these drills are okay becuse once we get into Dreams, we'll all have one that he dies in.