AP Psychology

I spelled that on my own so if it's right I get a cookie!!!

Any way It's the end of the first weekend of the first week of school, My favorite classes so far is AP Psychology and Computer Science!!
Just to give you a glimps, Comp. Sci. imagen me with short hair teaching a computer class (with computer know-how) and that's my teacher.
Ap Pychology is taught by Coach Halic. Here are our safty rules in the event of a Drill or Real Life (There's a big diffrince)

Fire DRILL: Coach will calmly line us up ("Come now children") and we will walk out to the baseball feald and join as on Psychological mind in a Kum-by-ya circle.
REAL Fire: Coach will dart out of the room throwing desks in our way lock the door and sprint down the stairs throwing small freashmen girls out of his way, he will then get in his car and drive away incase the fire becomes explody. When asked about his calss he will sadly reply "They didn't make it"

Tornado DRILL: Coach will take us down stairs to where we will asume the 'Kiss your bum good bye' position in the math halland rutenly cheak on us to see if we need a new change of pants.
REAL Tornado: Coach will leave us to go to the secrit tornado room in the sience hall so he will be safe as we are sucked up in to the land of OZ. (Aperintly our sience hall is fire proof and and steal inforced) ((In the event of a real tornado, I will eather be joining Coach or need a bathroom brake and hide in the tolits in the center of the school))

LockDown DRILL: We will hide togeather, and stay quite. coach lockes the door
REAL LockDown: One of us locks the door. Coach will hide under his desk, and we will form a three layer human protection ring around him. in the event that the crazed gun man brakes into our room we are all to atack him seal his gun and subdue him on the floor. Yes some of us will die bu that's a risk Coach is willing to take. When we get the gun we're to give it to coach and cheak the hall for any other gun men in need of a Psychology smack down. When assured that it is completly safe Coach will get off the phone with his Mommy, dry his eyes and call the news paper to run to the school. He will then put one foot on the subdued gunman and hold the confencated wepone tryumfently. when the princapuls and reporters arive he will then smile and say, "Don't worry I saved them all."

Coach says these drills are okay becuse once we get into Dreams, we'll all have one that he dies in.

Proof of community service

Just got this picture of me teaching at merit badge college. I think this was supposed to be my Personal Fitness class, but I believe we were working on how to appropriately bet the over/under on college bowl games.

Find Your Happy Where You Can

I know that I'm way overdue to post about moving in, and college in general, and everything else. But for now, I'll just leave you with this...

Black Eye

Luci is sporting a black eye right now. She got in an argument with a chair and lost. But what the kids were saying when they saw her was, "man, what does the other kid at the gym daycare look like?"

Now that's Valome

Dad had said no more braids, pony tails, pig tails or any combnation of the tree. So I decided to straghten my hair to day. half way through my poor sraghatner said caphrope and died. *sad face*
It wouldn't work any where I pluged it in, upstairs down stairs, in the kition. It has died.

beware the routinees

curse you routinees!!!!

It is HOT!

I think Asa says this for all of us. MAN I AM HOT!!

School supplies

Here is your gambling game for the day. Gather the adult members of your house together around the computer and play over/under with what I spent today to outfit the kids (4 of them) for school this year. Grades were 8th, 6th, 4th, and 1st.


No Peaking.


Are you sure



$294

Mr. Fantastic

Katie tells me that my gray hair makes me look stylish (nice try by the oldest daughter) like Mr. Fantastic from the Fantastic 4 and that when I come back from scout camp unshaven that I have the "aragon look". Well this week Katie was being kind of a smart aleck and said;

"see you later Mr. Fantastic."

And I told her, "that's what your mom calls me."

She ran screaming from the living room.

Gotcha

Please refer to Katie as Yao Running Deer Jemima Fuentes

Trust me, no matter what the spin is on quotas, they are alive and well in the scholarship world. Katie and one of her friends were doing online searches for scholarships this evening and one of the tools used is your name. Katharina Johnson did not bring up near the money that Yao Running Deer Jemima Fuentes cha ching'd up.

Now if we can just find the picture of a grandparent couple that shows a Cherokee/Asian woman and a Mexican/Black man we will be golden

Literally.

Christmas this year

Just wanted to give the extended family and friends a heads up. The tribe will NOT be traveling for the holidays this year. No magic van rides north with 10 kids, one of them being only about 6 weeks old. So, you are duly notified. No whining. We love you, love seeing you, but we are hunkering down in our casa this year.

more from summer camp

Here are a couple of the pictures from Summer Camp. Asa is working on his Leatherworking Merit badge by making a staff handle. The gator is what swam in the lake next to our tents. Notice the focus that Asa is showing, focus or he is thinking MAN I AM HOT!!!

On the floor in Amarillo

the meds failed me this morning and I locked up and was stuck on the floor in the Amarillo Courtyard. Could not put on my shoes or socks, couldn't bend that far. Finally got rolled over and in a chair.

I'm making noises when I move like an 80 year old man.

Oy my back!

Down in the back

Still popping pain meds and muscle relaxants like M&Ms. I look like Gollum from Lord of the Rings when I get up in the morning and hobble into the bathroom toward the meds.

"Ah, my precious, me needs my precious."

Yeah, I am pretty entertaining for the family at this point.

As for what all has been going on in the house:
1) I dorve over 60 mph and didn't even come close to crashing! (Yes I was in the speed limit)
2) I now have a debit/cheaking acount!
3) Band boot camp has begon
4) UNCLE RAFE AND AMILIA ARE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

on three and four

I was siting with uncle Rafe watching Wale Wars chearring for the Walers, that lasted a bit past 10 but Uncle Rafe was still up soooo.... so was I! ^-^
Well I sunggle into bed and I hear "Let me out I'm stuck in your Pockit" (It's my ring for texts) at 10:20!!!!!!!
I snaped up with a "Who in the heak is texing me THIS LATE AT NIGHT!!"
it was one of my color gaurd captins, so I calm down abit figuring it's something really important that I would need to know and would better my life.
no
it's "Meet in the band hall tomarow morning"

..........-_-...........

I was quite put out.